Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Suarez to Arsenal, Is it all a cock fight?

40,000,001 is the reported second bid by Arsenal for Suarez. In any worthwhile currency ,I suppose,that amount is astronomical.

Predictably, Liverpool have spat at the tens of  millions, if that now infamous, twitter update by Liverpool's principal owner is to be believed.

Going by Alibaba and as informed by a swahili proverb; 'siku za mwizi ni arubaini' . A thief's days number to fourty, 40 is a magical number.

If fourty is mortal number, why else would the systems fail for a man of John W. Henry caliber? A man who's PR ought be so well managed, to spew such vile on twitter? Must be some serious virus

The scenarios:

1. Why would Liverpool in the face of such Champions League winner -esque money, hold on to such a 'vermin' as want-away- Suarez?

Football or monetary considerations in play for Liverpool? My take is that it's the latter.Why else would Liverpool's owner jibe at Arsenal.

2. There is some serious ish up in Ivan's office. Whatever is being smoked at the Emirates ought be passed around. Arsenal bidding 40mil!?! + ?

Could mean only one thing: Arsenal has a sugar daddy. It's not Usmanov as you would imagine. It actually is the bespectaled french unknown who took over the reins in the mid nineties. Yes in a twisted conspirated way, more upside down and jungled up than a family tree, we spat on the very rules that we today serve as poster boys for: FFP. Arsenal were first to predict what the Bosman ruling meant to the rules of supply and demand--add to bag the great depression of the 21st century-For that, we recruited an economist as a manager. Why else would Roma be willing to pay 7mil for Gervinho?

3. The cheeky Arsenal bid for Suarez --£1 above the trigger clause--is our longed for ride on the high horse.

Granted, in defining itself as a brand over the recent unfruitful past, Arsenal under Arsene Wenger has moulded itself alongside the fabled American dream. With Thierry Henry, Pires, Fabregas, Nasri, Van Persie, Song, Adebayoe, Hleb, Flamini, A. Cole, Lauren,Toure etc We have demonstrated that everyone needs a second, third, fourth...chance. What they did once they were onto the holy grail, is entirely a different matter.

Suarez to Arsenal and subsequent 'rehabilitation'  represents the next step in this all inclusive Arsenal brand. The reason for such a diversity in fans from you and me, to Piers Morgan, to the running man of Vietnam to the unfortunate Kenyan,R.I.P, who opted out following a Ronaldo inspired Manchester United demolition of Arsenal in the 2009/2010 UEFA Champions league semifinal at the Emirates.

Cock fight, or not?

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